+From footage being displayed on television sets across Mogtu+

*Images of MDF soldiers and tanks parading through Hazangai's streets are seen*

Reporter: Armed MDF troops today parade through the liberated port of Hazangai, reminding Mogtu citizens they are no longer under the oppressive rule of a despotic madman.

 

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*Helicopter footage is shown of the Hazangai countryside, then cuts to an MDF soldier, in a red beret, standing by a reporter near an orchard.*

Reporter: Private Winna, you participated in the battle of Hazangai, tell me what you saw.

Winna: It was all a lot of confusion, the Fo'amites came out of nowhere, and suddenly had us surrounded, we took up position in this village here and fought them off, before long they were retreating.

Reporter: And you say you saw Choob Fo'am himself on the battlefield.

Winna: That's right, he was hiding up one of these trees, swearing at his troops, but when we got here he was nowhere to be seen.

 

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*Footage is seen of a dirt laden runway in the countryside, the camera pans to reveal a small white jeep being attended by MDF soldiers, and a group of children chasing small green notes across the ground*

Reporter: Choob Fo'am's private jet is long gone, but he appears to have left his jeep behind in quite a hurry. I have here with me Lieutenant Cheeson Tost, who has just been appointed by Major Cancosti as Chairman of Welfare here in Hazangai. Lieutenant, tell me what you found in your search for Choob Fo'am.

Tost: Not much I'm afraid, Choob appears to have grabbed his money and fled the town in a hurry with his advisors. Though we've searched the town we found his private yacht and a number of imported antiques in his manor.

Reporter: And is it true you plan on auctioning his posessions off to raise money for Hazangai's reparations.

Tost: Yes, this is true. I have decided with the advice of Major Cancosti, that money needs to be raised to help Hazangai recover from Fo'am and his rule, and what better way by selling his valuables. The roads in Hazangai have been badly damaged by tanks, this money can go towards armoured cars, which will ease the burden on our roads!

Reporter: Speaking of which, Is it true that the your men uncovered a stockpile of Fo'amite weapons here in Hazangai?

Tost: Yes, a number of bunkers were found in the surrounding area, containing all manner of weapons from light vehicles to small arms. However, I have had my men distribu- I mean dismantle these weapons already.

Reporter: And what about the men you captured in Choobs administration?

Tost: Well, I'm not so sure you could call it an administration. Hahaha. The men we have captured will all stand trial fairly, I myself will be in court to prosecute. We also found a number of illegally imported concubines in Choob's manor.

Reporter: Er... and what of them?

Tost: Oh, Corporal Soddaf here investigated them. Had them all deported right Corporal? *he indicates a man tending the jeep*

Soddaf: Be quiet! I thought they were women, OK!

Tost: Hahahaha

 

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*Footage is shown of Major Cheops Cheops Cancosti in an expensive looking suit, beret and sunglasses standing in front of a Mogtu flag in the center of Hazangai speaking to the people, armed guards can be seen on all sides*

Cancosti: And we have already presented evidence of Choob's embezzelments with these American corporations to his allies in communist nations. We are sure they will not continue to support him now evidence of his avarice has been uncovered.

However, we are worried that Choob may still not be brought in. Though he is an incapable leader and governer, he has proven himself to have a sharp tongue, and he could again raise a rebel army to launch another attack. I will no longer allow him to threaten Mogtu, and should he return here, I assure you all he will be captured!

Now that he has been dealt with, we can begin to move to reclaim Mogtu from the other rebels that have sought to take your land for their own. I assure you that all of Mogtu will be liberated soon!

 

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